This post is a tribute to all you second-borns and on...
To date, I have rescued Matthew from:
1. Having his eye gouged out with a meat thermometer ("What are you doing with that, Hannah!!!!???" "Poking his eye.")
2. Cranial trauma from a corn poker
3. And today: a haircut with a butter knife.
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I wish someone had been there to rescue me...
oh well - it's too late now! :)
You're such a good Mom...always there to stop an emergency. Matthew will thank you - trust me!
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