Monday, May 21, 2007

Close encounters

This post is a tribute to all you second-borns and on...

To date, I have rescued Matthew from:

1. Having his eye gouged out with a meat thermometer ("What are you doing with that, Hannah!!!!???" "Poking his eye.")

2. Cranial trauma from a corn poker

3. And today: a haircut with a butter knife.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I wish someone had been there to rescue me...
oh well - it's too late now! :)

You're such a good Mom...always there to stop an emergency. Matthew will thank you - trust me!